Draw A Crowd lyrics - Ben Folds Five

Ah-ah-ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Damn

I ordered something, it took a while

This morning something was on my doorstep

What's this I'm holding? Time capsule order

'Cause I'm a brand new man, and I don't think I want it

I don't think I want it

A row of flags hangin' behind me

A garden of mics and questions, and photo-flashes blind me

And I'm so high, I can't recall my statements

I only know I made 'em because my face vibrated

Is it all in my mind? I could've sworn I saw it

I thought I was fine, just fine is what I call it

Oh-oh, if you're feeling small

And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall

Oh-oh, if you're feeling small

And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall

I was gruntled when it was just feet on gravel

To have come apart, I must have once been raveled

Now when pretty phrases don't mean nothing

And I wanna sell 'em, I sing the line again

So smooth you can hear the beard

So smooth you can hear the beard

Three times is poetry

So smooth you can hear the beard

Oh-oh, if you're feeling small

And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall

Oh-oh, if you're feeling small

And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall

If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall

And if you can't draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw

I'm just saying

I-I-I-I'm just saying

Why does saying, that "I'm just saying"

Lend any weight to what I'm saying?

Oh, it's come back again, I can't ignore it

I'm a brand new man, but I'm still payin' for it

Oh-oh, if you're feeling small

And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall

Oh-oh, if you're feeling small

And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall

If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall

If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall

And if you can't draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw

I only wanted to be Stevie Wonder

But I got to settle for this vanilla thunder

(If you can't draw a crowd) Oh, this vanilla thunder

(If you can't draw a crowd) Oh, this vanilla thunder

(If you can't draw a crowd) Taste my vanilla thunder

(If you can't draw a crowd, if you're feeling small)