tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91438240441140791102024-02-08T11:52:07.477-08:00Ben Folds Five LyricsCALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-59420641480316705152010-12-22T04:35:00.001-08:002023-12-15T07:09:37.909-08:00Unauthorized Biography Of Reinhold (1999)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRlkeXKe-NxqWCZNUasfPRvO_6KPSV2Ayiq2Sc7doI9f0M2CfHdug0nTCObHsar6wrCLH1QII5Yp1AVHg6GHcxdkkvLzscvVF9Ai8IY70pKbQgwubxyc979Bs7MlnVCzQp5yEvNsC5gp-1VgYXN5PfAKKHSwd7ZcmqX-AXumbftL4zMfBr6KTmrANCfbtK/s1000/Unauthorized%20Biography%20Of%20Reinhold.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1000" data-original-width="1000" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRlkeXKe-NxqWCZNUasfPRvO_6KPSV2Ayiq2Sc7doI9f0M2CfHdug0nTCObHsar6wrCLH1QII5Yp1AVHg6GHcxdkkvLzscvVF9Ai8IY70pKbQgwubxyc979Bs7MlnVCzQp5yEvNsC5gp-1VgYXN5PfAKKHSwd7ZcmqX-AXumbftL4zMfBr6KTmrANCfbtK/s320/Unauthorized%20Biography%20Of%20Reinhold.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /> <p></p>CALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-81139106253036607162010-12-22T04:34:00.003-08:002010-12-22T04:34:51.357-08:00Don't Change Your Plans Lyrics – Ben Folds Fivesometimes i get the feeling<br />
that i won't be on this planet<br />
for very long<br />
i really like it here<br />
i'm quite attached to it<br />
i hope i'm wrong<br />
<br />
all i really wanna say<br />
is you're the reason i wanna stay<br />
i loved you before i met you<br />
and i met you just in time<br />
'cause there was nothing left<br />
<br />
i sat here on my suitcase<br />
in our empty new apartment<br />
until the sun went down<br />
then i walked back down the stairs<br />
with all my bags and drove away<br />
you must be freaking out<br />
<br />
all i know is i've gotta be<br />
where my heart says i oughta be<br />
it often makes no sense<br />
in fact,<br />
i never understand these things i feel<br />
<br />
don't change your plans for me<br />
i won't move to LA<br />
the leaves are falling back east<br />
that's where i'm gonna stay<br />
<br />
you have made me smile again<br />
in fact, i might be sore from it<br />
it's been a while<br />
i know we've been together many times before<br />
i'll see you on the other side<br />
but don't change your plans for me<br />
i won't move to LA<br />
the leaves are falling back east<br />
that's where i'm going to stay<br />
<br />
all i really wanna say<br />
is you're the reason i wanna stay<br />
but destiny is calling and won't hold<br />
and when my time is up i'm outta here<br />
(note: please add a space here)<br />
all i know is i've gotta be<br />
where my heart says i oughta be<br />
it often makes no sense, in fact<br />
i never understand these things,<br />
i feel<br />
<br />
i love you, goodbye<br />
i love you, goodbye...CALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-60713621748171522542010-12-22T04:34:00.001-08:002010-12-22T04:34:24.738-08:00Mess Lyrics – Ben Folds Fivethere was a time when i had nothing to explain<br />
oh, this mess i have made<br />
but then things got complicated<br />
my innocence has all but faded<br />
oh, this mess i have made<br />
<br />
and i don't believe in god<br />
so i can't be saved<br />
all alone as i've learned to be<br />
in this mess i have made<br />
<br />
all the untested virtue<br />
the things i said i'd never do<br />
least of all to you<br />
i know he's kind and true<br />
i know that he is good to you<br />
he'll never care for you more than i do<br />
<br />
but i don't believe in love<br />
and i can't be changed<br />
all alone as i've learned to be<br />
in this mess<br />
i have made the same mistakes<br />
over and over again<br />
<br />
there are rooms in this house that i don't open anymore<br />
dusty books of pictures on the floor<br />
that she will never see<br />
she'll never see that part of me<br />
i want to be for her<br />
what i could never be for you<br />
<br />
but i don't believe in god<br />
so i can't be saved<br />
all alone as i've learned to be<br />
in this mess i have madeCALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-35645682648353041342010-12-22T04:33:00.005-08:002010-12-22T04:33:58.035-08:00Magic Lyrics – Ben Folds Fivefrom the back of your big brown eyes<br />
i knew you'd be gone as soon as you could<br />
and i hoped you would<br />
we could see that you weren't yourself<br />
and the lines on your face did tell<br />
it's just as well<br />
you'd never be yourself again<br />
<br />
saw you last night<br />
dance by the light of the moon<br />
stars in your eyes<br />
free from the life that you knew<br />
<br />
you're the magic that holds the sky up from the ground<br />
you're the breath that blows these cool winds 'round<br />
trading places with an angel now<br />
saw you last night<br />
dance by the light of the moon<br />
stars in your eyes<br />
free from the life that you knew<br />
saw you last night<br />
stars in your eyes<br />
smiled in my roomCALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-30966423051964984662010-12-22T04:33:00.003-08:002010-12-22T04:33:32.802-08:00Hospital Song Lyrics – Ben Folds Fivelying awake in my hospital room<br />
silas creek parkway is my only view<br />
and the doctor just came by and told me the news<br />
i need a second opinion<br />
i don't believe that it's trueCALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-47142907521137249752010-12-22T04:33:00.001-08:002010-12-22T04:33:06.813-08:00Army Lyrics – Ben Folds Fivewell i thought about the army<br />
dad said, son you're fucking high<br />
and i thought, yeah there's a first for everything<br />
so i took my old man's advice<br />
three sad semesters<br />
it was only fifteen grand spent in bed<br />
i thought about the army<br />
i dropped out and joined a band instead<br />
<br />
grew a moustache and a mullet<br />
got a job at chic-fil-a<br />
citing artistic differences<br />
the band broke up in may<br />
and in june reformed without me<br />
and they'd got a different name<br />
i nuked another grandma's apple pie<br />
and hung my head in shame<br />
<br />
i've been thinking a lot today<br />
i've been thinking a lot today<br />
<br />
oh, i think i'll write a screenplay<br />
oh, i think i'll take it to LA<br />
oh, i think i'll get it done yesterday<br />
<br />
in this time of introspection<br />
on the eve of my election<br />
i say to my reflection<br />
god, please spare me more rejection<br />
'cause my peers, they criticize me<br />
and my ex-wives all despise me<br />
try to put it all behind me<br />
but my redneck past is nipping at my heels<br />
<br />
i've been thinking a lot today<br />
i've been thinking a lot today<br />
i've been thinking a lot today<br />
i thought about the army...CALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-40130058557874097772010-12-22T04:32:00.003-08:002010-12-22T04:32:41.603-08:00Your Redneck Past Lyrics – Ben Folds Fivechoose from any number of magazines<br />
who do you want to be?<br />
billy idol or kool moe dee?<br />
<br />
if you're afraid they might discover your redneck past<br />
there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past<br />
they'll never send you home<br />
<br />
roots!<br />
the funny limbs that grow underground<br />
that keep you from falling down<br />
don't you think that you'll need them now?<br />
<br />
just find a place where no one knows of your redneck past<br />
yeah, you can easily dispose of your redneck past<br />
you'll show them all back home<br />
<br />
desole<br />
je suis american<br />
please cook my steak again<br />
je suis american<br />
desole<br />
je ne parle pas francais<br />
<br />
laws vary from state to state<br />
getcha some books on tape<br />
learn about holes in space<br />
<br />
if you're afraid they might discover your redneck past<br />
there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past<br />
it's good to be back homeCALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-54496882190340393212010-12-22T04:32:00.001-08:002010-12-22T04:32:08.955-08:00Your Most Valuable Possession Lyrics – Ben Folds Five6:49 A.M. Friday, November 20<br />
<br />
Good morning, Mr. Ben, it's about 6:30<br />
Winston-Salem, North Carolina<br />
Just laying here in the bed, half awake, half asleep<br />
Thinking about you, uh<br />
<br />
I was, uh, wondering if you were looking after your<br />
Most valuable possession, your mind<br />
I was thinking about John Glenn<br />
His space journey and all<br />
<br />
They said that when you're in space<br />
You lose muscle mass and the body mass<br />
And I wondered if there was any end to it<br />
Or whether if you didn't exercise in space<br />
<br />
How long it would be for you were just<br />
A head or a mind and have no body or arms<br />
You would have them<br />
But you couldn't use them<br />
<br />
I was wondering if, uh<br />
If your body mass would drop to a certain level<br />
And then it would stop right there<br />
And keep whatever you needed to use your mind<br />
<br />
'Cause it would still be working<br />
Thirty seconds remaining<br />
Anyway, I was just pondering that<br />
What do you think about that?<br />
<br />
I hope everything is going alright<br />
I'm going to wake up here in a little while<br />
And forget what I was thinking aboutCALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-85062953497045750492010-12-22T04:31:00.003-08:002010-12-22T04:31:41.369-08:00Regrets Lyrics – Ben Folds Fivei thought about sitting on the floor in second grade<br />
i couldn't keep the pace<br />
i thought i was the only one moving in slow motion<br />
while the other kids knew something i did not<br />
but if i acted like a clown<br />
i thought it'd get me through, it did<br />
but that don't work no more<br />
you're not a kid no more<br />
i thought i'd do some travelling<br />
never did<br />
<br />
regrets, regrets<br />
<br />
i thought about the hours wasted<br />
watching t.v., drinking beer<br />
i thought about the things i thought about<br />
until immobilized with fear<br />
and all the great ideas i had<br />
and how we just made fun<br />
of those who had the guts to try and fail<br />
and then i ended up in jail<br />
<br />
regrets, regrets<br />
<br />
... but just for a day<br />
seems the police had made a computer mistake<br />
said there must be thousands like me with the same name<br />
anyway, i thought about the things i settled for or never tried<br />
i never visited my grandma even once<br />
when she was sick before she died<br />
so i don't blame you if you never come to see me here again<br />
<br />
regrets, regrets...CALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-73884084854448983772010-12-22T04:31:00.001-08:002010-12-22T04:31:10.810-08:00Narcolepsy Lyrics – Ben Folds Fivei should warn you<br />
i go to sleep<br />
i know you don't<br />
know what i mean<br />
yet<br />
i get upset or happy<br />
i go to sleep<br />
nothing hurts when<br />
i go to sleep<br />
but i'm not tired<br />
i'm not tired<br />
<br />
i know it seems that i don't care<br />
but something in me does i swear<br />
i don't remember all last year<br />
i left you awake to cry the tears<br />
while i was dreaming in streams<br />
flowing between the shores<br />
of joy and sadness<br />
i'm drowning<br />
save me<br />
wake me up<br />
<br />
i should warn you<br />
i go to sleep<br />
you won't know when i go to sleep<br />
because i'm not tired<br />
i'm not tired<br />
i just sleepCALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-59828820755474664422010-12-22T04:30:00.001-08:002010-12-22T04:30:23.335-08:00Jane Lyrics – Ben Folds Fivejane be jane<br />
you're better that way<br />
not when you're trying<br />
imitating something you think you saw<br />
<br />
jane be jane<br />
and if sometimes that might<br />
drive them away<br />
let them stay there<br />
you don't need them anyway<br />
<br />
you're worried there might not be<br />
anything at all inside<br />
but that you're worried<br />
should tell you that's not right<br />
don't try to see yourself<br />
the way that others do<br />
it's no use<br />
<br />
you're worried there might not be<br />
anything at all inside<br />
but that you're worried<br />
should tell you that's not right<br />
you've had it harder than anyone could know<br />
so hard to let it go<br />
<br />
but it's your life<br />
and you can decorate it<br />
as you like<br />
beneath the paint and armour<br />
in your eyes the truth still shines<br />
jane be jane<br />
jane be janeCALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-71135060458948753102010-12-22T04:29:00.001-08:002010-12-22T04:29:33.087-08:00Lullabye Lyrics – Ben Folds Fivegoodnight, goodnight sweet baby<br />
the world has more for you<br />
than it seems<br />
goodnight, goodnight<br />
let the moonlight take the lid off your dreams<br />
<br />
we took a small flight<br />
in the middle of the night<br />
from one tiny place to another<br />
and my parents they remained<br />
at the shack with lorraine<br />
and my aunt and my grandpa and brother<br />
we walked past the tarmac<br />
and boarded the craft<br />
the rain had me chilled to the bones<br />
just the three of us took flight that night,<br />
uncle richard, me and james earl jones<br />
<br />
and the pilot he gave me a blanket<br />
while the tall dark man sang to me in deep rich tones...<br />
<br />
goodnight, goodnight sweet baby<br />
the world has more for you<br />
than it seems<br />
goodnight, goodnight<br />
let the moonlight take the lid off your dreamsCALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-16260418756420130142010-12-22T04:28:00.005-08:002010-12-22T04:28:39.379-08:00album: "Naked Baby Photos" (1998)CALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-29923459688236375502010-12-22T04:28:00.003-08:002010-12-22T04:28:25.919-08:00Eddie Walker Lyrics – Ben Folds FiveWon't you smile, you look so shocked,<br />
put the name-tag on your smock.<br />
We've come to see ya,<br />
Eddie Walker.<br />
And we may pack a little tight,<br />
the nurse up-front says it's alright.<br />
And look there's more of us still getting off the bus.<br />
We wish you'd come back home with us.<br />
Eddie Walker this is your life.<br />
This one's you when you were small,<br />
and you learnt how to walk.<br />
They pick you up and you keep falling down.<br />
There you are with Aunt Louise,<br />
you're bouncing on her knees.<br />
Remember all those trees behind the garden?<br />
They're gone.<br />
They all got cut down when she died.<br />
Eddie Walker this is your life.<br />
You never had a son or a wife,<br />
you sure had a hell of a time.<br />
Eddie Walker this is your life.<br />
You never had a son or a wife,<br />
you sure had a hell of a time.<br />
This one's you and Mary Jo.<br />
Well she couldn't come, she's says hello.<br />
No, Eddie Walker, she doesn't hate your guts.<br />
It's just the whole thing shook her up.<br />
How they picked you up and you kept falling down.<br />
Eddie Walker this is your life.<br />
You never had a son or a wife,<br />
you sure had a hell of a time.<br />
Eddie Walker this is your life.<br />
You never had a son or a wife,<br />
you never had a reason to cry.<br />
This whole stack, and all of these,<br />
for your semester overseas.<br />
We're gonna leave ya,<br />
Eddie Walker.CALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-61888148536437435502010-12-22T04:28:00.001-08:002010-12-22T04:28:03.919-08:00Jackson Cannery Lyrics – Ben Folds FiveStop the bus<br />
I wanna be lonely<br />
When seconds pass slowly<br />
And years go flying by<br />
You gotta stop the bus<br />
I'll get off here<br />
Enough's enough<br />
I'm leaving this factory<br />
<br />
All she wants<br />
Is food on the table<br />
I won't be able<br />
To bring it home<br />
All she wants, come on,<br />
All I need is free<br />
I'm a factory<br />
<br />
[chorus]<br />
<br />
Did Mother Nature tell you<br />
Boy you come and go as you please<br />
That's what she said to me<br />
Big brother got the keys<br />
And I got Jackson Cannery<br />
<br />
Millionaires and mill rats live side by side here,<br />
Messed up my brother's mind<br />
He's far from earth<br />
What's he worth<br />
The same as you or me<br />
In this factory<br />
<br />
[chorus]<br />
<br />
It's 4 in the morning<br />
Mother don't know<br />
That I'm going far away<br />
She's whispering to the moon<br />
I hope he don't join you soon<br />
<br />
Baby boss<br />
Climbs up on his soapbox<br />
But Great Caesar's ghost<br />
Knows what's best for me<br />
He says stop the bus<br />
<br />
[chorus]CALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-960630765938454632010-12-22T04:27:00.003-08:002010-12-22T04:27:44.102-08:00Emaline Lyrics – Ben Folds FiveI wish it was last September.<br />
So we could lose ourselves in crowds everyday.<br />
'Cos Emaline, don't walk in time,<br />
she's not the same that's all you can say.<br />
<br />
That we've learnt our lesson, but I,<br />
Don't wanna walk away from Emaline.<br />
<br />
They're talking now.<br />
Does she know what they're saying?<br />
She's got the air, to float above it.<br />
I'm sinking in the summer champagne.<br />
<br />
She's dear to me, and so expensive.<br />
Now I'm not talking 'bout money.<br />
Money talks,<br />
I hate to listen,<br />
but lately it's been screaming in my ear.<br />
<br />
When I've heard enough, I tell myself-<br />
That we've learnt our lesson, but I,<br />
Don't wanna walk away from Emaline.<br />
<br />
It only took me one look to understand Emaline,<br />
sometime I don't know what she's saying.<br />
Sometimes I do,<br />
Sometimes I don't,<br />
know what she's saying.<br />
But I know,<br />
I know,<br />
I know what she wants to believe.<br />
<br />
It wish it was last September.<br />
<br />
Don't let me walk away from Emaline.<br />
For stupid reasons,<br />
now I'm talking 'bout money.<br />
Money talks,<br />
I hate to listen,<br />
But lately it's been screaming in my ear.<br />
Yeah, what advice! Girls need attention.<br />
Or are you diffrent than all mine?<br />
For all it's worth, she's got attention.<br />
But people accuse you black and white.<br />
<br />
Now I've heard enough, I'll tell you what.<br />
Really shouldn't sit here and whine,<br />
I'll take you down to see my Emaline.CALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-19049884063346300652010-12-22T04:27:00.001-08:002010-12-22T04:27:23.178-08:00Alice Childress Lyrics – Ben Folds FiveSome summers in the evening after 6 or so<br />
I walk on down the hill<br />
And maybe buy a beer<br />
I think about my friends<br />
Sometimes I wish they lived out here<br />
But they wouldn't dig this town<br />
No they wouldn't dig this town<br />
<br />
[chorus:]<br />
Try not to think about it, Alice Childress<br />
Try not to think about it anymore<br />
Try not to think about it, Alice Childress<br />
Anymore, no not anymore<br />
<br />
Alice, the world is full of ugly things<br />
That you can't change<br />
Pretend it's not that way<br />
It's my idea of faith<br />
You can blow it off<br />
And say there's good in nearly everyone<br />
Just give them all a chance<br />
Now let's give them all a chance<br />
<br />
[chorus]<br />
<br />
No it didn't work out<br />
No it didn't work out the way we thought it would<br />
No it didn't work out<br />
An arranged marriage is not so good<br />
<br />
Thank God it's you<br />
Y'know your timing is impeccable<br />
I'm not fooling you<br />
I don't know what to do<br />
Some dude just knocked me cold<br />
And left me on the sidewalk<br />
Took everything I had<br />
Everything I had<br />
<br />
Try not to think about it, Alice Childress<br />
Try not to think about it anymore<br />
It's getting late where you are, Alice Childress<br />
Anymore, no not anymoreCALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-3964982413582337882010-12-22T04:26:00.005-08:002010-12-22T04:26:57.580-08:00Tom and Mary Lyrics – Ben Folds FiveFor the benefit of Tom and Mary,<br />
before our guests arrive.<br />
If they haven't found out already it's gonna blow their minds.<br />
Will they find the strength to find the will to testify?<br />
And for the benefit of Tom and Mary,<br />
there's something we can't hide anymore.<br />
<br />
Everybody here knows the story,<br />
some have fabricated extra parts.<br />
See the sisters shouting whispers,<br />
feeding heartache to the sparks.<br />
Put a damper on the party,<br />
it'll lighten up this room.<br />
And for the benefit of Tom and Mary,<br />
they've got to see the truth today.<br />
<br />
Miss Powersson says here they come.<br />
And all the chatter and the smiles have come undone.<br />
And you could here a pin drop on the carpet floor,<br />
everyone's pretending not to hear them knocking at the door.<br />
<br />
For the benefit of Tom and Mary,<br />
before our guests arrive.<br />
If they haven't found out already it's gonna blow their minds.<br />
If they haven't found our already,<br />
And all the seams all seem to show,<br />
and for the benefit of Tom and Mary we gotta let,<br />
the truth be known.CALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-80294262276252589012010-12-22T04:26:00.003-08:002010-12-22T04:26:35.509-08:00For Those Of Y'all Who Wear Fanny Packs Lyrics – Ben Folds FiveOh goddamn, I saw a goddamn<br />
Fuckin' goddamn, goddamn, woah<br />
Oh goddamn, shitchya it's cool<br />
<br />
Play it on the radio<br />
Come here one time, wassup y'all<br />
I got this funky groove goin' on<br />
I gotta give a shout out to my homeboy in L.A.<br />
<br />
Wassup boy? Wassup y'all, come on<br />
Yo, this goes out to my homeboy Trey<br />
Going out in Chapel Hill<br />
Yeah, shouts out to A.K.A. known as Roadie Killer<br />
New York City<br />
<br />
Yo, shouts out to my main manager man<br />
Al Wolmark known as A.K.A. you're a bad motherfucker<br />
C.E.C. bring in the bass, y'all<br />
Yeah and I thought that's how you felt about the motherfucker<br />
Yeah I thought that's how you felt<br />
Yeah Sledge, bring in the bass<br />
<br />
For those of y'all who wear fannie packs, come on<br />
For those of y'all that wear fannie packs, come on<br />
For those of y'all that wear fannie packs and pony tails, come on<br />
For those of y'all that wear fannie packs<br />
And got the pony tails come fucking on<br />
<br />
Yeah, my boy, Sledge on the bass in your face<br />
My boy, Ben on the piano coming in, let him in, let him in<br />
Yeah, let my boy, Ben in, alright, yeah<br />
<br />
Hey D? Hey D? Yeah, wassup?<br />
You gonna let me in D? Wassup?<br />
You gonna me in? Yo let that piano solo in<br />
Let me in, let me in, Goddamn, yeah<br />
<br />
You and your mother have seen things happen<br />
I don't mind singing and I don't mind rappin'<br />
I can find at least a hundred ways to get my shit<br />
I play the piano, goddamn that's some funky shit<br />
<br />
Yeah, I said for those of y'all who wear fannie packs<br />
This song's coming out, it's coming attchya<br />
I wanna borrow an allen wrench<br />
I wanna borrow some duct tape<br />
I wanna borrow a mic cable bass in your face<br />
<br />
Bass in your face, let's break it, break it, break it down<br />
We're gonna break this shit down, gimme some bass<br />
That's pretty good bring this shit in<br />
Oh goddamn, shitchya it's cool<br />
<br />
Play that cymbal, man<br />
Play that tasty, tasty high hat work<br />
Yo, I'm gonna bring that tasty high hat work bring it<br />
I'm gonna bring that shit in, I wanna taste it, man right now<br />
<br />
Yo, this sound goes out to my main man<br />
At the point in Atlanta, wassup<br />
Gimme my fuckin' monitor, man<br />
Ernie, I'm sorry, I can't give you any more<br />
<br />
Monitor than that<br />
It won't go any higher than that<br />
Because the transistors the resistors<br />
They won't go any higher<br />
<br />
Alright, y'all, take this motherfucker out with a piano solo<br />
Goddamn, uh, uh goddamn<br />
Alright, turn that shit out<br />
<br />
I hope you taped that, that's our next single<br />
Oh, they've left, they gave up<br />
These guys are fucking idiots<br />
That suckedCALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-55050378616740774452010-12-22T04:26:00.001-08:002010-12-22T04:26:11.741-08:00Bad Idea (Retarded) Lyrics – Ben Folds FivePull over the car<br />
Pull over the car<br />
I think I see a fly fisher<br />
Pull over the car<br />
Pull over the car<br />
My dad wants to break up with your sister<br />
<br />
You make me feel so retarded<br />
You make me feel so...<br />
<br />
I don't wanna<br />
I don't wanna<br />
I don't wanna<br />
I don't wanna<br />
You make me feel<br />
Make me feel<br />
Make me feel retarded<br />
Can't leave it alone<br />
Jerk off on the phone<br />
I want you to come on over<br />
Pretty Bad Idea<br />
Pretty Bad Idea<br />
Really Really Bad Idea<br />
<br />
You make me feel so retarded<br />
you make me feel so...<br />
<br />
I don't wanna<br />
I don't wanna<br />
I don't wanna<br />
I don't wanna<br />
You make me feel<br />
make me feel<br />
make me feel retarded<br />
When I stood you up<br />
I thought that you'd give up<br />
Now I realize your just like a dog<br />
<br />
You make me feel so retarded<br />
you make me feel so...CALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-44860521042010117652010-12-22T04:25:00.005-08:002010-12-22T04:25:48.692-08:00Underground Lyrics – Ben Folds FiveI was never cool in school<br />
I'm sure you don't remember me<br />
And now it's been 10 years<br />
I'm still wondering who to be<br />
But I'd love to mix<br />
In circles, cliques, and social coteries - that's me<br />
Hand me my nose ring (Can we be happy?)<br />
Show me the mosh pit (Can we be happy?)<br />
We can be happy underground<br />
<br />
Who's got the looks, who's got the brains<br />
Who's got everything<br />
I got this pain in my heart, that's all<br />
Hey you with the long and lonely face<br />
There's got to be something else<br />
Let me tell ya something else<br />
There was this girl who passed me by<br />
She gave a smile but I was shy<br />
I looked down, so down<br />
Don't look there no no, go go underground<br />
But now there's a place to go<br />
It's the morning, it's the evening<br />
It's everything<br />
I click my heels and I'm there<br />
<br />
Underground, underground<br />
Everything's happy underground<br />
You been kicked around<br />
Did life bring you down here<br />
Everything's heavy underground<br />
<br />
We'll be decked in all black and<br />
Slamming the pit fantastic<br />
Officer Friendly's little boy's got a mohawk<br />
He knows just where we're coming from<br />
It's industrial, work it underground<br />
Get down, get down, get down<br />
<br />
Underground, underground<br />
Everything's happy underground<br />
You been kicked around<br />
Did life bring you down here<br />
Everything's heavy undergroundCALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-32489896809167251752010-12-22T04:25:00.003-08:002010-12-22T04:25:29.626-08:00The Ultimate Sacrifice Lyrics – Ben Folds FiveI'm standing before my old high school<br />
It's been 10 years since I touched the door<br />
But to heal the old pain we must face it again<br />
So I'll walk down that hallway once more<br />
<br />
I have come to this 10 year reunion<br />
For my heart is still pris'ner of war<br />
An' if I find it's alright, we're escaping tonight<br />
That's what I came back here for<br />
<br />
Won't you please waltz with me?<br />
I feel like I'm just like I used to be<br />
My heart is locked up here so quietly<br />
Believing that you hold the key<br />
<br />
Won't you please waltz me free?<br />
The turns of our steps are untangling me<br />
Free from some dragged around memory<br />
And the rusty old remnants of fear<br />
And after 10 years<br />
I'm melting the shackles with tears<br />
<br />
I'm as nervous as if it's still high school<br />
You're happily married I know<br />
But it's not just this dance that I'm asking you for<br />
I'm asking you ten years ago<br />
<br />
Remember I wrote in your yearbook?<br />
"Could you please waste some time on me?"<br />
There's just a few things I must tell you<br />
But that's as brave as I could be<br />
<br />
So won't you please waltz with me?<br />
I feel like I'm just like I used to be<br />
My heart is locked up here so quietly<br />
Believing that you hold the key<br />
<br />
Won't you please waltz me free?<br />
The turns of our steps are untangling me<br />
Free from some dragged around memory<br />
And the rusty old remnants of fear<br />
And after 10 years<br />
I'm melting the shackles with tearsCALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-64502401428970704532010-12-22T04:25:00.001-08:002010-12-22T04:25:06.970-08:00Satan Is My Master Lyrics – Ben Folds FiveSatan is my master<br />
He has always been<br />
He tells me what to do<br />
He buys my Metallica records for me<br />
And sometimes I think...<br />
<br />
Satan is my masterCALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-83481110458251946432010-12-22T04:24:00.004-08:002010-12-22T04:24:46.608-08:00Julianne Lyrics – Ben Folds FiveI met this girl, she looked like Axl Rose<br />
Got drunk and took her home and we slept in our clothes<br />
In the morning put my feet on the floor and thought<br />
Being awake never felt like this before<br />
And Julianne y'know she wouldn't approve<br />
Spent all day on the phone 'cause I had nothing to do<br />
Got rid of Axl by the afternoon<br />
Being awake never felt so clear and blue<br />
<br />
That's all I knew<br />
Guess that I was innocent too<br />
I'll sing a song and it won't be the blues<br />
I don't miss Julianne<br />
<br />
A friend she told me she felt sorry for me<br />
She said the truth would come crashing down on me<br />
That I'd be sorry but the truth of it is<br />
That I feel guilty for not giving a shit<br />
<br />
I got my bag of trash<br />
I got my bag of trash<br />
I drag it up and down, I drag it up and down the road<br />
How could she miss a man<br />
Who drags a bag of trash down the road<br />
<br />
This week I feel like I been born again<br />
I know that Julianne would have a fit<br />
She'd find a reason for the things that I did<br />
And gave me credit for the things that I've never been<br />
<br />
That's all I knew<br />
Guess that I was innocent too<br />
I can try just as hard as I can<br />
But I don't miss JulianneCALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9143824044114079110.post-430103158863815092010-12-22T04:24:00.002-08:002010-12-22T04:24:27.955-08:00Song for the Dumped Lyrics – Ben Folds FiveSo you wanted<br />
to take a break<br />
Slow it down some and<br />
have some space<br />
<br />
Well fuck you too<br />
Give me my money back<br />
Give me my money back<br />
you bitch<br />
I want my money back<br />
(And don't forget to give<br />
me back my black T-Shirt)<br />
<br />
Wish I hadn't bought you<br />
dinner<br />
Right before you dumped me<br />
on your front porch<br />
Give me my money back<br />
Give me my money back<br />
You bitch<br />
I want my money back<br />
and don't forget<br />
<br />
And don't forget.CALL OF DUTY MOBILE GUNSMITHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14855555448246516426noreply@blogger.com0